A few days ago, the neighbours from Hell were evicted. They broke back in, through a dodgy window. Yesterday, two big, burly workmen turned up and boarded up all the windows and doors. They only covered the lower half of the ground floor window. Last night, surprise, surprise, the miscreants pulled off the wood and, using a handy ladder, climbed back in. This morning the workmen returned and boarded the window properly. The council have turned up in force and are clearing all the rubbish from the front garden and taking the ladder as well. Absentee landlords are a pain in the a*s. Anyway, here’s to a more salubrious neighbourhood. Pen.