1… Fix fuse box cupboard door lock (cat keeps getting in)
2… Double sided tape rug to carpet (cat keeps curling the corners)
3… Lift plant off floor (cat keeps chewing leaves)
4… Buy new scratching post (cat keeps attacking sofa)
5… Find new hiding place for cat nip sweeties (cat can now open box)
6… Hide Terry’s boots (cat has almost ruined inner sole by retrieving toy mouse)
7…Fix toilet door catch (one devastated toilet roll too many)
That will do for now.